January 2011
17 posts
Need to Get my Billions Up...
And get my own place. I live with the worlds most trifling roommate. I get anxiety every time he cooks because the stove looks like a set of crackheads decided that they didnt need pots and pans to cook just the open flame.
KEVIN HART
wordstrappedinmythroat:
basseyworld:
REAL NIGGAS
ALL DAY
JUST ME
BY MYSELF
ON DA BLOCK
HOLDING IT DOWN
GUN AT MY WAIST
STRAIGHT FACE
ALL DAY
NOT A GAME
IN JAIL
BY MYSELF!!!
ONE BED
NO PILLOW CASE
ONE PILLOW
DIDN’T NOBODY WRITE ME
IT WAS EARLY
WOKE UP
WENT BACK TO SLEEP
TOOK A NAP
YOU EVER GO NITE NITE, NIGGA?!
YOU EVER GO NITE NITE, NIGGA?!
EVERYBODY GO NITE NITE,...
Snow Days are wasted on the unemployed
Everyday is a snow day for us. Its not as fun as it sounds. Especially when that means the resume you just sent out wont go read for another day.
signedfury:
Coming to America.
Today I was feeling mighty low, but then I looked up and saw “Coming to America” and I knews dey was a Gawd. Some observations:
King Jaffe is an asshole. But because its James Earl Jones we all “i wish he was my daddy”. No you dont. He dont care about you. I feel like he would flex his muscles during sex and tell you to kiss it.
Maybe because it was the 80s and living...
This is My country... →
Mi Madre
Lawd that woman can work my nerves, but I absolutely love her. During this stint of “operation get back in the game” she’s been my biggest cheerleader. Yes, I hate that she starts the conversation with “so any interviews yet?” then followed by “you know Ive been praying for you cause you so deserve Gods blessings.” (when we become closer Ill give u my...
Unemployment...
Leads me to take up hobbies like training for a marathon, watching Netflix incessantly, keeping a steady rotation of hos and applying for random jobs like “waste management” coordinator. From past experiences, I feel like I could maintain all these hobbies and habits while sitting at a desk sending outlook msgs to my other friends who work. Further proof that God has way more things to...
Cause I like to spend my day looking at Tumblr
During hour 3 of Law and Order and Tumblr-perusing I decided that I should add to the chaos. More or less so I can follow some of the shit I’ve come across that I found amazingly awesome. Not to sound like a groupie at a Jodeci concert at your local State Fair, but I really appreciate the creativity of folks out here.